Wife: Hubby, i dreamt there was an auction selling di*ks during my slp last night.
those thick and big ones are going for $100 each
and those big, long and thick ones are going for $200 each.
Hubby: What about those like mine?
Wife: They were given as door gifts
Hubby: Coincidentally, i dreamt there was an auction selling v*ginas
those clean shaven ones are going for $1000 each
and those tight young ones are going for $2000
Wife: What about mine?
Hubby: Thats where they held the auction.
:)
i set myself on fire at 10:05 AM
